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• We aren't responsible for anything that may happen at anytime, anywhere on the planet.
• We are especially not responsible for anything you do based on information you found on this web site, or any other web-site which we have links to.
• We aren't responsible for Global Warming. OK, well maybe just a teeny bit.
• We aren't responsible for any loss or damage that may occur from downloading and /or using any of the free software we have provided on this site.
• Gastric Wombat Systems is a wholly owned subsidiary of itself.
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• Objects may appear farther away in your mirror than they actually are.
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• This is not a drill.
  

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