We think you should be able to have some privacy.
However, the Government has other ideas.
If you're worried about your privacy, keep your curtains closed and
remember not to speak too loudly on the telephone.
You may also want to keep an eye on your mail, if your next-door neighbour
is steaming your mail open, you can usually tell by the appalling job they
usually make of re-sealing it. This may not be the case however if it's a
professional Intelligence Agency which is doing the steaming, but in that
case - you're on your own because if they've taken an interest in you, you
must have done something to come to their attention. So no privacy for you
then.
Otherwise: It is with much pride that we can publicly announce our official corporate privacy statement.
"Privacy, oh, yes we'd like some of that please."
There, that didn't go too badly, I thought...
Could have been worse...
